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Joel Rubin

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Individually, I love you all with affection unspeakable; but, collectively, I look upon you with a disgust that amounts to absolute detestation.

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I wrote about how generative AI is coming to screw up your YouTube channel so you can have your daily dose of panic early!

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At the age of 2.5, he knows something it usually takes us decades to learn: if you can't work within the system, break the system.

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Child 3, the BoyTwin who until now had been relatively calm looks at me and rips a massive underwater fart.

A stream of bubbles rises to the surface.

The kid was promised a bubble bath, goddamn it, so he was gonna get his bubble bath!

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I patiently explained to them that I THOUGHT we had bubble bath, but I can't find it now - Mommy MIGHT know where it is, but she's not home. We'll ask her or I'll buy some tomorrow.

So this just needs to be a normal bath, a no-bubble bath? Is that ok? A bath without any bubbles?

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Simultaneously, Child 2, the GirlTwin, had a full blown aquatic tantrum.

Screaming, thrashing her body, flailing limbs, more water in the air than the tub...

Have you seen someone try to land a pissed-off 25 lb catfish in knee-deep water?

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Child 1, our oldest, tried to bargain with me. 'We can use regular soap!'

Me: 'No, it'll sting your brother and sister's eyes.'

'What about the dishes soap?'

'Not a chance.'

'You go out and buy some now!'

Long stare.

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If You Can't Work Within The System, Break The System - A Case Study by The Family Rubin

My 3 kids wanted to take a bubble bath together, but once they got in I realized we were out of bubble bath.

When I informed them there would be no bubbles Reader, chaos erupted.

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