Men are only what they can offer.

Who remembers my Twitter page Gray Baes?

She’s dumb cuz he already showed his ass and she still went back.

She’s a dummy.

You’ve proven the point by calling attention to the fact that men don’t regularly seek mental and emotional help, and women do.

YOOOOOOO

Not unless you’re tryna get buttered flipped. 😂

We really do not care about longevity on this planet. I get it but damn we really are creative with our demise. Please proceed to save me two servings.

I’ve known about Dutch Bros. Coffee for a week and I’ve already been 5 times.

Dutch Bros. Coffee is shitting on Starbucks.

There’s a topic on Tiktok about how women would rather run into a bear in the woods, rather than run into a man. Of course the dudes are pissed—and one woman said that at least ppl would believe she was attacked by a bear and wouldn’t ask what she was wearing.

🤯🤯🤯

I hope he finds someone who shares his energy. Fuck all this “I’m too cool to like ppl” shit.

Goodness.

Big O was one of my first favorite anime. Used to draw that shit all over my notebooks.

#Khruangbin

My 4-year-old niece sees my clear bong sitting on the balcony ledge, through the window. And she asked me am I doing science.

Kids are fucking hilarious.

America is really a fucking joke.

This woman’s pussy was so good once, she convinced me to start a whole ass soup kitchen that’s still running today.