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Kara Calavera

@KaraCalavera

Marginally talented writer, unintentional comedienne, and future corpse. Unapologetic Democrat and lover of Star Trek and Star Wars. #BidenHarris2024

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calendar_today15-12-2010 17:35:08

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Gale Anne Hurd(@GunnerGale) 's Twitter Profile Photo

It’s truly impossible to overstate the impact Bill had on the lives of everyone blessed enough to know him. He may be gone but he will never, ever be forgotten.

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Kara Calavera(@KaraCalavera) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Princess Anne can't even bear to touch a commoner without her gloves on.

If that's what makes someone a queen, then I guess she'd have made a wonderful one.

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Kara Calavera(@KaraCalavera) 's Twitter Profile Photo

I had the same reaction to this painting of King Charles that most did. But I've come to appreciate it.

Even naysayers call this a 'kindly face'.

It's not. It's a weary, troubled face stretching itself into a smile.

I'm not keen on the full portrait, but the face is A+.

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Kara Calavera(@KaraCalavera) 's Twitter Profile Photo

I've been revising my resume to a soundtrack of 90s rap. It amps me up and reminds me to keep it precise and punchy.

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Miss Julie Brown(@missjuliebrown) 's Twitter Profile Photo

These 2 are the worst! Today Andrea Mitchell said, 'Is it really worth wrecking his life and possibly his future presidency?

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Keith Olbermann(@KeithOlbermann) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Memo to New York Times employees: in the last three weeks your publisher, executive editor, and top reporter have all self-outed as frauds. Don't join them

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Kara Calavera(@KaraCalavera) 's Twitter Profile Photo

This (idiotic) tweet is from a New York Times political reporter.

No, not a political opinion columnist. A political *reporter*.

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New York Times Pitchbot(@DougJBalloon) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Editorial | If Biden refuses to sit for a one-on-one interview with The Times, he must at least hire a lawyer/fixer to feed stories to our own Maggie Haberman.

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vijay(@vijayvinyl) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Oh hey, Maggie Haberman sat on extremely important information about Trump for years to save for her book, again.

Anyways:

Oh hey, Maggie Haberman sat on extremely important information about Trump for years to save for her book, again. Anyways:
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chris evans(@notcapnamerica) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Maggie Haberman is over on her page tweeting and retweeting up a storm hoping we all forget she was exposed as a hack and a fraud yesterday.

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I Smoked BBL Drizzy(@BlackKnight10k) 's Twitter Profile Photo

New: Maggie Haberman has just tweeted and is taking the approach that yesterday never happened and that she wasn't trending on social media.

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Kara Calavera(@KaraCalavera) 's Twitter Profile Photo

I like the Monarch butterfly floating over his shoulder. Maybe that's QEII, trying to tell him to warn him that his position is fragile and that he needs to get on the program. /2

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Kara Calavera(@KaraCalavera) 's Twitter Profile Photo

I can't say that the artist didn't capture the soul of King Prince Charles, a man who married a young, beautiful virgin to beget his hers whilst begging to be someone else's tampon--a man who could and should be better by now but cast his own kin out without security. /1

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Ryan Vance(@ryanjjvance) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Can't help but feel like if you've managed to make Vigo the Carpathian: Scourge of Carpathia, Sorrow of Moldavia, a fictional despot from the Ghostbusters Cinematic Universe, look less demonic than the current reigning king, you've sort of fucked it.

Can't help but feel like if you've managed to make Vigo the Carpathian: Scourge of Carpathia, Sorrow of Moldavia, a fictional despot from the Ghostbusters Cinematic Universe, look less demonic than the current reigning king, you've sort of fucked it.
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emptywheel (not a bill)(@emptywheel) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Writing this piece about how Maggie Haberman covered up Oleg Deripaska's role in Manafort's corruption (again) is a testament to how the TradMedia has given up accountability journalism.

emptywheel.net/2024/05/12/ano…

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