This owl stole a kid’s stick-horse toy and has been riding it around town in true Halloween spirit

Paying to be on this app would be like paying admission to be locked in a public toilet

In honor of Bob Barker

In 1871, a woman from Quebec hired a hearse with the sole intention of riding around town smoking in the coffin-bed while enjoying the view.

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I love you, fish-like case

No podcast has a funnier premise than I Said No Gifts!. So for Start Here this month on Vulture, I conducted a deepish dive into how they turned it into the comedy tête-à-tête of the century between Bridger Winegar and - yes, the actual, real - Dame Emma Thompson
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My dad said I can’t watch baseball with him anymore because I say “Ooh!” too much

It’s tough to see some of the images coming out of Hawai’i — a place that’s so special to so many of us. Michelle and I are thinking of everyone who has lost a loved one, or whose life has been turned upside down.

If you’d like to help, you can do so here.…

aiming for that Jack Smith-level of intensity in all communications going forward (unblinking quavering monotone) how many brothers and sisters do you have

'ᴵ ˢᵃʸ ʷᵉ ˡᵉᵗ ʰⁱᵐ ᵍᵒ'

Green Man, Detail view, Byzantine mosaic from Great Palace Mosaic Museum, Istanbul. c. 6th c. AD.

I can’t get over how great the Barbie movie is I’m proud of everyone involved

I’m letting my pedicure from May slowly chip off like the exterior of an old British estate

RIP Sinéad O’Connor esquire.com/entertainment/…

Sinéad O'Connor was brilliant, smart and courageous as fuck. I hope she’s remembered for her sense of humour, too.

Here she is attending an anti-Sinéad O'Connor demonstration in disguise. Truly one of a kind 🖤

This statement by Sinéad O'Connor about the consequences of tearing the picture of the Pope:

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I talked to Natalie Wilson, the woman who has dedicated her life to finding the missing

'There are too many missing people of color who actually need our help & are counting on us to help bring them home,' the co-founder of Black & Missing Foundation said
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WITCH MADE OF SMOKE: You can be the richest man in the world but you have to humiliate yourself every single d—-

ELON: DONE!