'But the Bible is too cold for him to swear on so oops'

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Speaker of the House last week and now these three cretins? God they sank to the D-list damned fast.

Well, he said he was supposed to be 'in a different state' 💤

He means unconscious

Ementia-day Rump-tay thinks it's Anuary-jay 🤪

Judge Merchan says closing argument will take place next Tuesday, after the holiday weekend.

Smart move that avoids breaking up the arguments from the jury deliberations.

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He confirms 'Stop The Steal' flag scandal; again blames wife; said he was uninvolved but now details his confrontations with neighbors; lies about school children

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GET THE ALITO FREAK FLAG EDITION of the Countdown podcast:

He confirms 'Stop The Steal' flag scandal; again blames wife; said he was uninvolved but now details his confrontations with neighbors; lies about school children

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Pat: I’d like to solve the puzzle

White House’s Andrew Bates on Trump’s and others’ saying Biden will use drugs to enhance his performance at the debate:

They’re “unable to stop announcing how intimidated they remain by the president’s State of the Union performance.”

When was he a 'rock star?'

He was the voice of unwashed shit pop, I suppose 🤷🏼‍♂️

So all his paperwork to get on state ballots referencing this address are fraudulent

A bit more on Irfaan Gaffar scoop here:

sportsnet.ca/nhl/article/ca…

I’d like to know who is paying for this. And you.

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ESPN's NBA pregame show is pretty much now almost entirely about Stephen A Smith and who he is friends with rather than the basketball about to be played.

I won’t comment on the propriety of Supreme Court justice Samuel Alito flying a Stop the Steal flag while he was ruling on 2020 election cases—that’s for our Times readers to decide on their own. But I will say I relate to his frustration with Joe Biden.

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Hey, Byron Donalds, maybe you should try to get some of these imaginary 'injections,' you gutless asswipe bastard. Might make YOU coherent

Might.

Disqualifying.

Marco Rubio is an authoritarian motherfucker who must be removed from office