Sam Smith needs to be stopped.

Employee takes out a shoplifter with a Coke bottle. This is the greatest thing you’ll see today.

. UFC danawhite This heartless clown is a disgrace to your organization.

x-Vegas Golden Knights All the best tweets of 2023 in one night. Bravo! You have successfully initiated laughter in our home in Henderson, Nevada, United States of America.

So proud of my dad Daniel O'Connor - Author 🇺🇸 who is currently signing copies of his two award-winning novels at the #DaysOfTheDead convention at Plaza Hotel Casino 📖

Come visit the Blood Bound Books booth today through Sunday!
#ProudDaughter

People who don’t like pickles are so important because they give me their pickles

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Flea lanisha🥷🏽

Literaleigh is a beautiful name for a girl ❤️

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What actually happens at the Met Gala once they’re inside? Like what is the event?

I like to say thank you to my server when he arrives with the water, then again while he’s pouring the water, then another time when he hands me the glass full of water, and then one final time when he’s walking away

Tracking number isn’t enough, I need to be on the delivery drivers private story.

Who y’all rooting for on superbowl Sunday? Maddy or Cassie?

It’s only takes 5 mins in a Marshalls or TJ Maxxx to know if it’s hitting or not.

This yabba dabba doo ass fall