Omo

It’s too peaceful there.

😂😂

dudes will be like “cooking something crazy” and then it’s just a website

Don’t fall for it. 😆😆

Guys. Please. Enjoy your lives. Stop being too cool for things. Go enjoy

A big part of being a young man of value in Naija is learning to quietly say 'e no worth am,' in many situations, and walking away. You don't want to expend your energy and resources on things, people, to satisfy your lust, esp in such that it leaves you worse than you were.

The longer you enjoy and stay in this zone, the harder it gets for you to function properly in a committed relationship.

You’d likely lack the ability to resolve even the smallest of issues because everything suddenly seems like stress to you.

I can’t believe some people don’t like solo dates. I really enjoy dating myself!

Disrespect can permanently shut doors that apologies cannot reopen. Consider this carefully.

Why are you trying to dive for a penalty at the last kick of the game? Why not try to score?

Need a Partey screamer for the winner.

You mean the Sobha Realty Training Centre?

If a babe tells you she’s crazy. Don’t go and be doing “I like them crazy”. Take it as a serious warning

at some point you have to realize that you are simply just lazy sometimes and that’s why you’re not getting the results you want.

Eclipse this, eclipse that, the only lips I want are yours.

Haram + tiki taka + Agbojedi = Arteta ball

Trossard is such a ruthless finisher.