It's almost 9pm. My neighbor across the street is weed whacking. Really? I hate people.

I don't even know what to say.

I have yet to make a recipe from Instagram that ends up as good as it looks.

We're a little late to the party, but happy national dog moms day!

It's exhausting trying to chase a wild turkey with mom on the other end of the leash. She said she's going to spare you the bloody knee picture. She's ok, but there were many swear words. Many. 😖

They're here!!💛🖤

Happy # #FloofHeadsFriday
Maybe we should call it: #annoyedfloofheadsfriday .

Henry is wearing his snake like the cone of shame.

BREAKING: Former Donald Trump aide Cassidy Hutchinson just announced this will be the first time she ever votes Democrat because President Biden won’t shred the Constitution. Retweet so everyone sees this critical message.

Hi.

Mom keeps saying, 'Spring has sprung,' and I have no idea what that means.

After trying to get me to stop chasing squirrels, mom didn't think this new toy through.

You can see me, really?

He pays better attention than I do 😅🤭

If you order a beverage at Starbucks, you can say that your name is 'F. Trump'. When your order is ready, you can have the satisfying moment of hearing 'F. TRUMP!', yelled loudly throughout the store.

You're welcome.

Where's Henry...easy.

Get a room!!!

One more. Happy boy!

Snow sliding!

And...there you go. May 4th, and it's snowing! It was 75° yesterday 🤷‍♀️