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Everyone from the patriot front u-haul looks like a paleontologist made a 3D reconstruction of the first ever human

“Like most things I do, I don’t know if it’s cool until tomorrow” - wise words from Jordan Ruiz while we write the album

Love how the men who think women with six-month-old babies can just start producing breast milk are the same ppl who think they know enough about pregnancy to make laws about it.

there is no doubt in my mind Pete Davidson has his own set of fairly odd parents

go off alan

Indie bands are always like “we recorded this album at an abandoned spaghetti factory in Providence, Rhode Island.” Why? Why’d you do that? There are recording studios with couches and electricity

Just so so moved that yodaleia would take the time to not only write this beautiful blog but include two of my songs in his wonderfully written interpretation of music.

no worries if not!!

“Steve Harvey has a look for every occasion” -Praino

Thinking how much I hate grocery shopping, the easiest and most convenient way in the history of this planet for any species to get food

I love ur loud car u seem super sane

Barista hot take of the day

The person in line behind you can afford their Starbucks. End the pay it forward chain and tip the baristas instead.

writers love saying things like 'he had a toothy grin' what is a toothy grin. just making shit up. 'he walked feetily into the kitchen' that's how you sound

I’m sorry but this Facebook interaction will always make me laugh

My mom made 2-person mittens so my dad and her can hold hands on walks

I used to laugh at jokes with setups and punchlines but now it’s just stuff like this

me trying to vent: idk like it’s idk dude idk

wife: ugh here comes brad from my work
me: which one is he again?
wife: the guy that says things and you can never tell if it’s a compliment or insult
brad: well well well someone smells like muffin mix

Went to Home Depot with husband and dog and the greeting lady said she’s so beautiful, what’s her name? And I said Lisa and she leaned down to our dog and said hi Lisa. I’m so embarrassed