Leah Ray Daughter or gay son?🤔

Have you seen my 🌶️ side yet?🤫

How do I explain to my future kids that Kai Havertz was a better signing than Palmer 😂

Good morning to everyone whose club is top of the league 👀❤️

Kai Havertz has been a more influential signing than Cole Palmer, you cannot change my mind

DONT EVEN THINK ABOUT IT

NORTH LONDON WILL FOREVER BE RED

THE LEAGUE WILL BE OURSSSSSS❤️

£60 million down the drain… you know the rest 👀

SAKAAAAA BRING ME THE BALLON DOR 😍😍

HAHAHAHAHA WE ARE GOING TO FEASTTTTTT

Tottenham are UNBELIEVABLY tinpot 😂😂

Straight in from the off today boys no surrender👊🏻🔥

Who’s ready to pump the Audi Cup merchants today?😈

The entire footballing world is against us today, we have the chance to do the funniest thing ever

Genuinely laughed at all 3 😂😂😂

Third degree burns or a night with me?🔥

This is who Chelsea fans think Cole Palmer is

To do list today:

• Laugh at Liverpool
• Laugh at Chelsea
• Laugh at Manchester United