BREAKING: Barron Trump has appealed Judge Merchan's decision to let his father attend his graduation.

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Hey guys, I had my COVID shot today, and I rubbed the injection site and this 5G antenna tracking device came out. Just wanted every to know so you aren't being tracked like I was about to.

I've got this...

do not touch the paw. you think he wants you to touch the paw. his face is, after all, quite earnest. you are mistaken. he's tricking you. this is sophisticated cat stuff. seriously, don't buy the ticket to this ride.

you're going to try to touch the paw, aren't you

SOLICITOR: you’re going to be pleading guilty

LIAM: WHY THO. HOW CAN THEY PROVE ALL 7 NUMBERS ARE ME

SOLICITOR: you’ve called me from every single one. So it’s that or you can find another solicitor

LIAM: never. Never doing that. I’ve rung you off all the burners? Fuck. Sorry.

Is the Rwanda Bill a deterrent?

The Times asked some would-be asylum seekers waiting on the French coast.

The answer is NO

and with it, an explanation as to why they can’t stay or apply in France.

The Times and The Sunday Times

A retired RAF engineer and his wife moved to a new town, and he found a pub to drink in.

The first night in there, he bought three pints, and sat at a table in the corner. He sipped from each pint in turn, until he'd finished them.

After he'd finished them he went back to the

At a wheelchair rugby tournament. Trying to prove I’m a proper rufty tufty dude. And Mrs W has, yet again, sent me off with her ‘my little pony’ lunch bag!

Gareth Williams. Same energy

Ahaha yep.

VP candidate shoots animal because it is out of control, cannot be tamed & she is terrible at resolving issues. She tries to shoot another one & misses. I am not necessarily sure that this is an ideal candidate to be allowed anywhere near a secure location
theguardian.com/books/2024/apr…

Don't know how they do the filing on USS Dewey, but I'll bet they've got a system.

Why is it so hard to find space in overhead lockers on a plane ask people carrying an oak dining table, a widescreen TV and a massive suitcase as hand luggage on their flight.

Join my new organisation. CASH. The Campaign Against Sizeable Hand-baggage.

Saint Florence 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 I think you're being a little generous there...

He was the best Holmes. He trumped everyone who came before him, and everyone who has played the role since has done so in his shadow. There is no possible counter-argument. That's it, the end.

Many a true word spoken in Freudian.

She's clearly never been.