I want to build a house on a mountain, and just be.

SCOTUS is so fucking compromised.

BREAKING: The man who attacked Paul Pelosi with a hammer - David DePape - has been sentenced to 30 years in prison.

After thirty seconds of scrolling.

Because he is there to corroborate evidence. It’s not that complicated.

Remember when decorum was a thing?

No, we don’t.

Gross.

It’s not easy to watch Andrea Mitchell.

Jasmine is always on point.

He’s gonna blame me, isn’t he?

Send in the clowns.

Let’s never take advice from Mitt Romney.

It’s pretty difficult to get more pathetic and culty than this.

Well, this clears things up.

I’m not voting for Michael Cohen or his former boss.

A popular president would want everyone to vote who legally can.

Coming soon:

NY Times: Why Donald Trump farting and sleeping during his criminal trial makes him look Presidential.

- by Maggie Haberman

This is the best kind of shade.

He lied in the service of a liar.

The gaslighting is fucking exhausting.