Did this absolute moron just insinuate there is no heroism in Tolkien's work? lmao

Exhibit A:

England made me angry. I, the High King of the Noldor and native of the Centennial State, am declaring war on British 'cuisine'. I will be fixing the error that is beans on toast when I get home. Going to make the dish American. In other words, better.

I'm ok with the UK being turned into a caliphate if Carl here continues to have uneducated, blasphemous takes on American cuisine.

Gm folks

And people wonder why I stay anonymous. The Rings of Prime fandom would absolutely do this to my wife if given the opportunity.

All these activists are the same.

Kids these days have it too easy.

My punishment for misbehaving was very simple. I'll illustrate it with a quote from my dad: He told me when I turned 16 'Son, you've finally graduated from an open hand to a closed one.'

The message was clear lol

Gm everybody!

It was a dark time.

Gm. Yall know the correct answer lol

'At that sound the bent shape of the king sprang suddenly erect. Tall and proud he seemed again; and rising in his his stirrups he cried in a loud voice, more clear than any there had ever heard a mortal man achieve before:

'Arise, arise, Riders of Théoden!
      Fell deeds…

Tolkien reads the Ride of the Rohirrim

RIP King

Celegorm did nothing wrong. Need to keep the bloodline pure.

Truth

High King's daily wisdom:

People who will call women, gays, etc a 'Pick me' because that person isn't a part of the hivemind need to have their heads dunked in a toilet.

Or...and just here me out...Tolkien fans are stalwart defenders of the Professor's work and that show was an absolute train wreck.

Gm. Love yall.

Picture (not mine) is of Pinewood Reservoir in Colorado.

Gm lovely people 😀

Rocky Mountain National Park
Photo not mine

At Wally World grabbing a few things.

Decide to stop and take a look at some blurays (love my physical media)

I want someone to explain to me why Disney's Floopy-blon-kablewy show is more expensive than the box set REMASTERED, EXTENDED cut of Lord of the Rings...