This man is an actual real life MP - and this is his grasp of, and respect for, the concept of how a democracy functions. Ignorant doesn’t begin to describe it.

This is what happens when you are forced to hire exclusively from a talent pool of people who insist that Brexit is brilliant.

Just seen a Darlo football fan given a 12 month stadium ban for misogynistic abuse of a female referee. Don’t know full details/level of contrition displayed so open to persuasion, but, really, why isn’t it 10 years?

What is everyone’s favourite (non greatest hits) Queen song?

I've rarely read legislation so lacking in underlying coherence and logic as today's bill from the government that would significantly restrict the right to strike - and I quote - in 'health services, fire and rescue services, education services, transport...

If you want to know where power lies in modern Britain: new records show that Liz Truss's first external meeting as PM was with the CEO of News Corp, Rupert Murdoch's firm that owns the Sun, the Times etc.

BBC News verbatim just now - “but not all world leaders will be invited to the funeral (cut to map, zoom out)…..Russian leader Vladimir Putin is OFF the list”. I’m definitely staying tuned for updates on invite status of Hitler, Shipman and Vlad the Impaler.

Cancelled hospital appointments/operations and some cancer treatments on Monday as a ‘mark of respect’.

Utterly embarrassing. We should really get a grip.

Liz Truss being Prime Minister is like when Apple made everyone have that U2 album they didn’t want in their iTunes library

Joe Lycett Even the Mail knows Truss is so absurd that merely agreeing with her is devastating satire

Yes Joe Lycett! Turns out that nowadays simply repeating a politicians nonsense position back to them and flatly agreeing with it is the simplest and quickest way of making it look absolutely ridiculous.

Don't worry, we can just pretend we didn't publish the first one

Those Conservative leadership candidates in full:

I’ve just beaten my brother at Super Soccer on the SNES after being 5-1 down with 3 minutes to go. Incredible scenes. Wadda Xmas.

Anyone else seen ‘Don’t Look Up’? I thought it was brilliant, but reviews are terrible. Yet another example of the irrelevance of the whole reviewing profession for me.

Just had my request to defer Jury service in January denied.

Apparently being a GP in global pandemic during a workforce crisis with unprecedented demand doesn't require me at work.

Wow.

I suspect if you’d ever won a medal, of any description, in sport, you might feel differently.

STRAW POLL : is it 'throw your toys out the pram' or 'throw your teddy out the cot'?

So close lads! No one with half a braincell blames anybody, football is a team game, penalties are weird if we are really honest and you've given lots of people joy this summer. That's the real story, keep going!

And congratulations to Italy!