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Malcolm & Baby Dog

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calendar_today10-03-2019 08:13:10

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Chums! Mum trimmed my eyelashes!! Can you tell? She said they were Out-Of-Control! I’m not happy about it but she says I’m making a fuss about nothing as she only took off a millimetre or two. Do I look ok? I think you need to BOOP my nose or something. Thank you ❤️ 🐾 ❤️🐾❤️🐾…

Chums! Mum trimmed my eyelashes!! Can you tell? She said they were Out-Of-Control! I’m not happy about it but she says I’m making a fuss about nothing as she only took off a millimetre or two. Do I look ok? I think you need to BOOP my nose or something. Thank you ❤️ 🐾 ❤️🐾❤️🐾…
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Friends! We haven’t been able to get out in the Garden as much as usual because the weather hasn’t been good. When we have a short spell of sun, Mum likes us to get outside and relax, especially with all the worry about Ron.
The sun really calms me. Baby Dog hovers over me…

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Friends! I am very cross with Baby Dog! Ralphy and I called a Mouse Meeting to discuss and Baby Dog did nothing but disrupt it! I’m afraid I lost my temper a bit at the end. Sorry about that, but I was severely provoked!

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Chums! Mum said I needed a break from looking for Ron, so she took me on a fascinating walk to a different part of the Woods! 🍃
So many New Smells! And new Trees to explore!

Please turn up your sound and join me on my Walk! We found several new Eeyore Houses and made friends…

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Friends! Thank you for all your excellent suggestions about Mum checked the loft where the decorations are kept and didn’t find him. Then she said we had to check the Toy Box properly.

Ralphy helped because he’s aware some people think he’s taken Ron (he hasn’t).
Not…

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Chums! Ron is still missing! Yesterday, we searched the Garden. We haven’t been out there much this year because it’s been so rainy. Mum said we couldn’t get all the cushions out either.

Ralphy helped us look for Ron, but I kept an eye on him, just in case he had hidden Ron…

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Friends! As promised, here’s Part 2 of
Mum tried to calm things by introducing Long John Silver. I warn you, you will be SHOCKED by Baby Dog’s treatment of LJS, not once but twice. (Actually it made Mum laugh A LOT).
Ron remains missing. The entire house has been…

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Friends! Thank you all so much for your messages of support about Ron. Sadly, Ron is still missing!
The puzzling thing is that, whilst searching for Ron, we found a RAT. Mum says he’s called Roland. We’ve never seen him before.
Roland proved a big distraction from the Search for…

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Friends! Apologies for the long video but it’s an important one so please watch to the end. Baby Dog and I had the awful realisation that we haven’t seen Ron in a Very Long Time and that he must be MISSING!

We launched a thorough SEARCH for him, as you will see here. It’s very…

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Friends! Thank you all SO MUCH for all your good luck messages for the Teenage One’s exams yesterday. The Positivity that came towards her from all around the world was just WONDERFUL and helped her enormously ❤️❤️❤️
It was a TENSE day for us at home… and we all got a bit grumpy…

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Friends! It’s and a big day for the Teenage One because she has her Dance Exams today. Mum will be taking her to the train station Very Early to head into London. We love her and wish her all the luck in the world.

We are being CALM to put her in the right frame of mind.…

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Friends! Baby Dog is Over-the-Moon! Our dear friend Annie sent him his own you-know-what! (I won’t spoil the surprise).
Mum told him a package had arrived for him and he was so excited he opened it all by himself. He was a bit TOO excited for my liking… as you’ll see when you…

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Chums! Tense scenes in our house! I had to have a SHOWER after my muddy walk with Baby Albie, which is bad enough… but when I returned to the kitchen, I discovered Ralphy trying to raid my Dog Biscuits!
Malcy was shocked and dismayed. Luckily Mum stepped in to restore harmony -…

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Chums! What’s the best distraction from ?? Seeing my little brother Baby Albie of course! He ADORES me!

We play very differently to how I play with other dogs like Bertie and Trixie. With Baby Albie, it’s all Rough-and-Tumble, the way siblings play. It’s FUN but…

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Chums! Malcy and Ralphy have been having Drunken Parties with their Nanaphones! All day yesterday!!
I did have a tantrum (it’s true) but then I realised my best chance of having a turn was to be quiet. Also, I thought I would have more luck borrowing Ralphy’s Nanaphone than…

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Friends! Remember the other day we asked what a Nanaphone was? We’d never seen one. Well, Lo-And-Behold! Our dear friend Annie Annie F R, Phoebe 🌈& Teddy Henri 🧸🇸🇬🇮🇹 popped two in the post for Ralphy and Me! Aren’t we lucky! We love them! 🍌 🍌

I made a quick call to Bertie Lakeland straight away, to…

Friends! Remember the other day we asked what a Nanaphone was? We’d never seen one. Well, Lo-And-Behold! Our dear friend Annie @38Octavian popped two in the post for Ralphy and Me! Aren’t we lucky! We love them! 🍌 🍌 I made a quick call to Bertie Lakeland straight away, to…
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Friends! So… do you think I would let Mrs Ladybird unsettle me like Baby Dog does??? Those of you who know me well would answer “NO!” 🐞
Here’s what happened when she tried… Baby Dog needs to learn from me. 🐞
As it’s we are asking all our followers to please share…

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Friends! After Baby Dog saved Ralphy from Mrs Ladybird yesterday and bravely carried her away, he didn’t quite know what to do next. Mrs Ladybird wouldn’t stop WIGGLING and JIGGLING. 🐞

I was watching this SHENANIGANS and Mum suggested I help Baby Dog. You’ll see tomorrow…

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Chums! I discovered how to cure Ralphy’s FOMO and make things up to him. I SAVED him from Mrs Ladybird, who was on the RAMPAGE! 🐞
I was so brave, I even picked Mrs Ladybird up when she was WIGGLING and JIGGLING. 🐞
I think Ralphy is very grateful to me 🐞

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Friends! You can cut the atmosphere in our house with a knife!
Ralphy has not forgiven us for meeting Bertie Lakeland without him. He is sticking close now in case he misses anything else, and I know Baby Dog feels as though Ralphy’s eyes are lasering into him!

Baby Dog feels…

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