Supreme Court Justice Clarence Thomas: “What you are going to find, especially in Washington, is that people are going to pride themselves on being awful.” Presumably he’s talking about himself and his wife.

“I didn’t realize he was THAT orange!” Sunny Hostin attends the Trump trial in person, describes what it was like. (Video: ABC)

“Honeybunch, are you alone?” Never before heard audio tape leaked of Trump calling Ivanka. (AI content)

Meghan poses for selfies with students, while Harry photobombs her in the background.

Target caves to right-wing pressure, will scale back its Pride Month collection of merchandise in June, sell it only on its website, and at “select stores” based on “historical sales performance”.

From Upside Down World: Lara Trump laughably claims “It’s pretty obvious that Donald Trump does accept election results”. (Video: Newsmax)

Stormy Daniels in the courthouse today with her lawyer Clark Brewster.

Trump selling the presidency. He stuns oil executives by demanding they give him $1 billion for his campaign, in exchange for a “deal” to lower their taxes and eliminate regulations on them if he’s re-elected.

Another Boeing jet. Passengers scramble to flee burning Boeing 737 after it skids off the runway in Senegal.

“He screwed the brains out of her.” Greg Gutfeld says out loud how Trump’s MAGA supporters think. Rather than looking at Trump as a misogynist pig, they look at him as a “sex god”. (Video: Fox News)

Puppy-killer Kristi Noem calls off her train wreck of a book tour, cancels interviews with both Fox News and CNN.

Presenting “Little Donny Trump”.

Sean Hannity claims Stormy Daniels was only called as a witness to “humiliate and embarrass” Donald Trump. Trump humiliated and embarrassed himself, but of course ultra MAGA Hannity is going to blame the woman. It’s very on-brand. (Video: Fox News)

Robert F. Kennedy Jr. says a worm got into his brain, ate part of it, then died. This could explain a lot.

Amazon is restricting the reviews on puppy-killer Kristi Noem’s new book because they’ve been so brutal. “Amazon noticed unusual reviewing activity on the book and therefore restricted the reviews.”

Where the guns are.

Another Boeing plane. FedEx Boeing 767 makes emergency landing without its nose gear.

“You should never leave anything unsaid.” Tiffany Haddish is surprised by her favorite teacher. Warning: Be prepared to cry. (Video: ABC)

The ultimate split-screen. While defendant Trump is sitting in a courtroom hearing about his tawdry condomless sex with a porn star, the real President is speaking at a Holocaust remembrance ceremony at the U.S. Capitol. Who do you want representing you and your country?