BERLIN! i'm bringing my completely new show to kohlenquelle on may 16th - some cheaper early-bird tickets are still available if you hurry! (tix in thread)

baffling to have left “slay guevara” on the table in favour of this

rocknrolga.com

gf: would you still love me if i was a deep ocean worm?

me, also now a deep ocean worm, watching her get changed:

LONDON - a bunch of work-in-progress performances are now on sale for my new show 'How Revolting! Sorry to Offend' and tickets are CHEAP and LIMITED (link in thread)

Turkey:

years ago i remember someone referring to a typical mediterranean bank holiday activity as “throwing a donkey off a church roof” and occasionally i get a chance to reflect on how true that is:

Greek Accents:

the funnier implication of this is that he thinks terrorists would have a bunch of books on terrorism lying around, maybe a diploma certificate from al-qaeda university

A proposal to improve Love Island from Pierre Novellie:

LONDON - Trashfuture is doing another live show at Between The Bridges on May 29th, all about Liz Truss' book 'Ten Years To Save The West' with long-suffering guest Nish Kumar (tix in thread)

weird i showed one of these and they let me cast 63 votes for “hamas corbyn”

Cultural critic Olga Koch explains Taylor Swift's Tortured Poets Department: