An elderly Palestinian man recites the call to prayer as he watches Israeli forces bulldoze his home in the West Bank.

Can you imagine his pain?

Stealing Palestinian land is illegal under international law, yet Israel continues.

'I only said it was OK to cut off the lights to a civilian population' isn't the win you think it is

You can just tell Thornberry is towing a party line here by the way Ash speaks normally and Emily is doing a sort of weird whispery dance around the facts and repeating herself trying to claim tiny nuances in her previous statements justify anything

This was brutal

Went to see Nye at the National Theatre last night and only cried about four times, so that's something. Who would've thought people hated the idea of the NHS but then it....worked?

You've been waiting for it, here it is! The Sentimental Garbage live podcast afterparty! 7th June at Komedia Brighton - tickets only a tenner, here!

komedia.co.uk/brighton/club/…

Hello 👋 We’ve made a demo version of a track called Bandit Country live on all digital platforms! This was previously an exclusive bonus track on the MUSIC COMES FIRST vinyl. Enjoy, share & see you on the 17th.

open.spotify.com/track/6iQLQ4aU…

#bless #banditcountry #demo #bless thisband

Brighton! My next work in progress show is this Sunday at 3.30pm and it would be truly wonderful to have a chippy after the show, but also please come:

brightonfringe.org/events/alexand…

Had a great time at the Met Gala, it’s a great cause thanks to my team for getting me there

Kim k/skims has ripped off the one project that i put my heart & soul into, waved my fee for, and put out in a bid to plateform one of the few brands who isn’t greenwashing. Stripe and Stare underwear is 95% biodegradable and the comfiest in the knicker drawer so jokes on u kim

Adam Flood (Adam Flood) and Alexandra Haddow (@MissAHaddow) are set to record their first stand-up specials on Wednesday 29th May at London's Moth Club.

Tickets:
dice.fm/event/6opp8-ad…

Both assaults on Rafah occuring on both the superbowl and the Met Gala just highlighting the monstrosity of the west and the silence of those with a platform

“The students don’t know what they’re talking about”

The students:

Really fancy a Galaxy Caramel all of a sudden

Come and see Nish Kumar LIVE in Hackney with all these babes and me hosting next Tuesday! It's gonna be fun!

Btw if you'd like to be mentioned on the show I'm asking listeners what's the worst song that's ever come on the radio / a playlist in an...intimate moment - let me know!

I'm on Little Wander radio from 4-5pm today live from Mach Comedy Fest if you want to tune in! My show is called Alexandra Haddow Keeps The Tunes Coming, so I think you know what to expect. 90.2FM or on the link below!

littlewander.mixlr.com

Great news for fans of radio 4, horrendous news for fans of me owning a property

His lawyer pleading his innocence: