Make a wish 💨💨💨

Happy Hump Day!!! Grab it and make it yours!!! 💗

We grab a bottle of wine and some snacks, throw on a playlist, lie on our backs on the trampoline and count the shooting stars 😍 💫 🌙

Gotta be honest... I'm not interested in your rape fantasy shit.
I'm a man.. I treat a woman like a godess.. even if that is in a masculine way... I am the man in a relationship and want my lady to feel safe always..

“I found you on insta” vs “I found you on Txitter”

Outfits I’d wear to Burning Man 😍 🔥 Drop yours in the comments!

Using my enemies driveway to turn around

I just saw a guy reading a newspaper at a park bench like he was still living in 1995 and it made my day.

You better send me $10000 or I'll reveal your first email address to everyone.

Ma'am, control your ass. It's wiggling at me again.

How do we feel about cherries 🍒 ???? Im still in the change room- Yes or no for this bikini top???

Ok. I’m officially ready for summer 🌸

I’m at the salon and the girls beside me are talking about Todd who told them he apparently slept with 5 girls from their group in the last two days. According to Missy he said the same thing BUT he listed five different names. So which is it Todd? “Are you a liar or a slut?!”

Age yourself by posting a gadget from your childhood

Ok but the zits 😂 🤣 IYKYK

Can I come over and jump on your trampoline?

Video idea: Strip poker game with your bestie goes too far?? 🤣 🤣