Gun control is hard, so let's focus on *realistic* goals like building giant walls, banning an entire faith and deporting 11 million people.

Everything you need to know from the Budget 2016... bit.ly/1pWBRM9

Huge win #COYG

Huge 3 points. Huuuuge #COYG

#PrayForParis

Next time I'll Cech the clean sheets better ! 😂

Let them say you can't do it. #justdoit
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Arsenal are now guaranteed to finish above Tottenham Hotspur for the 20th consecutive season. Some achievement.

Gary Flintoff Hey Gary, @ShawnDazaHepple is your man for Juve reaction

#BringBackBullard

Can't believe Bullards out of the Jungle #JungleJim #Fix

Buzzing to see Bullard on I'm a Celeb #JungleJim #ImACeleb

I knew there was problems with decision making at FIFA when I didn't make the ballon d'Or shortlist

3 points, Alexis Sánchez on fire🔥My man Calum Chambers with his first goal and so good to see Theo Walcott back! 🙌

Oh ffs Ozil