Everyone talks about men getting help mentally but nobody mentions the expense. How to make a man stress more? Take more of his money.

Vape: Dude smoking is disgusting.
Cigs: You don’t even know what vaping is gonna do to you.
Chew: Rather run without a lip than without a lung.

Why are we so dumb? (We=Me)

If you can listen to SpottieOttieDopaliscious and not feel some kinda way we prolly aren’t friends. 🤷🏼‍♂️

I hate watching sacks of shit, junkies, ruin other people lives. But they’re always the “victim”.

Just like Shane Falco, I fear the quicksand.

I got a little cocky with those 16oz beers and thought 12’s weren’t shit. Come to find out…I ain’t shit. 🙄

My daily struggle: High aspirations, but not enough time in a day. Get home and beat myself up about what I didn’t do or get done. Lesson? I shouldn’t make excuses fucking get it done. Period.

Tbh, I kinda want to become a YouTuber. The content our shop alone brings should be enough to make a mf laugh. #givemeyourthoughts

I do wish the best for everyone, but I’d be a liar if I said it wasn’t nice to see Karma do her work.

You wouldn’t know a “fake friend” if it hit you in your fake ass face and knocked you off your high horse

Your kid will be proud to see all the slutty pictures you’ve posted. 😂

The last time Alabama lost a football game, COVID-19 wasn't a thing... that's how long the active win streak is for the Crimson Tide.

The best revenge is to improve yourself.

The audacity

Someone please give me advice on quitting tobacco/nicotine 100%
My will power is not up to standard.

Why don’t we have the trustable inmates work in the forests out west cleaning up to prevent wildfires?

It’s such an insult to watch people that owe us money go out every weekend and do eventful things but yet can’t even give us a payment. #lessonslearned

Yet again, I’ll be the one saying “I told you so” when it all unfolds