So this is what they look like when they wash the blue makeup off.

What's funny about Tory reaction to Blackpool and the locals is that they think Sunak and Truss have caused their demise without understanding that their fall was a reult of Johnson's lying and bullshit.

Today’s bake #sourdough

Home Office can only locate 38% of migrants it intends to deport to Rwanda.

(Only 2,143 of 5,700 people Rwanda has agreed to accept 'continue to report to the Home Office and can be located for detention', document says).

Great spot by Matt Dathan

What excuses do you think The Tories are going to go with after the Locals?

It’s a protest vote and we’re listening

No where near as good for Labour as they thought

Welwyn Hatfield has really important local elections on Thursday May 2nd .

Labour victories on the borough council would be the first step towards the change our community needs.

But change only comes if you vote for it. Join me in voting The Labour Party this Thursday🌹

Wow

#pintsizedloser

Laurence Fox will need a quiet few days after yesterday's exertions. Angry for cash.

Grants Shapps on R4 saying he has TicTok in order to communicate with his constituents, clearly he's never been to Welwyn Garden City 🤣

Despite his recent attempt at rehabilitation turns out Cameron is still a cunt.

Sunak sat laughing on the front bench, looks like the one who's bought the drinks for people who don't really like him.

When my Conservative opponent was the Energy Secretary, he chose to keep the ban on onshore wind power.

A Labour government will end this madness.
It's time to embrace clean and green energy.

Before VAR, pundits would pour over replays and stills and pontificate how refs had cost a team, 'so much at stake for it to be left to chance'. We now have the same telling us that decisions should be ignored because of some bullshit. Cake and eat it too merchants

I need £5000 and the number of a vet who can keep his mouth shut

Grant Shapps really is the CosPlay Minister, he's been photographed in more High-Viz than even bumbling Johnson. What's more, he's a useless constituency MP and I can't wait to vote him out.

He got a dog drunk #torysleaze

Fucking hell. ANOTHER ONE?
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