Since I put ‘indicating beaches are unsafe for swimming’ as my hobby, I’ve not had much luck on the dating apps. Apparently it’s a massive red flag.

If you reverse it, it works

Has anyone ever actually woven a Sigourney?

My standup show for slightly more grown-up people is up on the Edinburgh fringe website now. I’m back at The Pear Tree 3:45pm every day 1-25th August - no need for tickets first come first served!

Since I put ‘indicating beaches are unsafe for swimming’ as my hobby, I’ve not had much luck on the dating apps. Apparently it’s a massive red flag.

If you reverse it, it works

Also, before we even get to Edinburgh in August I’ll be performing various strains of my family comedy shows in Chesham, Luton, Brighton, Bicester, Tring – all the info here: campsite.bio/ofalafel

Class tbf 👏

I haven't done my Dauphinoise impression in a while so I may be a bit rösti.

One for the #StarWars nerds

“Whatever you do, make sure that from a distance, the B doesn’t look like a P”

Rita or a what? I don't understand the question

This is brilliant #SheSaidNoChinos

Start your day with Lovely Eggs…Holly from The Lovely Eggs 🥚 📺 is my special guest on Tuesday morning BBC Radio 6 Music BBC Sounds

I got my dog from TK Maxx so it was a choice between an XS or an XXXL Bully