Mondays...

Go away.

What can I say? I am who I am!

Tell me about this Rocco, Elmo. Does he make you feel...grouchy? 🪨

I may or may not be playing an #AprilFools prank on you today. Stay alert. 🚨

I call dibs on any rotten eggs you find!

Staying in bed all day today. 🛏️

I told you that I was sending you birthday wishes, not that you could come pick them up at my place, Big Bird... #HappyBirthdayBigBird

I've been allergic to people ever since I was a kid. AAAAAAhchoo! 🤧

TRASH 🗑️ #Wordle1000

In my house, every night is Oscar night. #Oscar

With one less hour of sleep, everyone is going to be (insert your name) the Grouch! #DaylightSavingsTime

I love trying everything only once, because without practice I’m terrible at it and that makes me grouchy! I love it! 🏓🎥🔬🎸🛹🎨🎮🪕🎤

Today is an extra day to stay in, far away from people! #EmotionalWellBeing #LeapDay

Cockroaches are kinda cute. 🪳

Being happy → Being grouchy makes me grouchy make me happy
↑ ↓
Being grouchy ← Being happy makes makes me happy me grouchy

Keep that lovey-dovey stuff away from me! Yuck. #ValentinesDay

Big fan of today’s The New York Times Wordle. #Wordle969

This is how I met Slimey. The best little worm a grouch can ask for. 🐛

No I’m not.