GOOD MORNING

We haven’t had to do this in 2024 until now, but unfortunately reminding everyone if you spread hate in Pit Vipers, we’ll donate your money to an organization that works against you #pitvipergivesafuck

ripping my space bar off with my teeth to avoid working

being a snob about memes is so stupid yet here i am

safety glasses

this pug who loves larry david

no one is doing ski fashion like me

do you think people have sex to the wii song

putting 4 parking boots on my car tires so no one else can boot me

gluing gigantic new balances on top of my ski boots so everyone knows im a father

asking the moto guys if i can put diesel in my toyota camry

Custom Pit Vipers now available pitviper.com xoxo

ever since i was a little girl i loved onions

the idea of being a mammal who lives in water stresses me out like what do you mean there’s no oxygen in my house

the best part of being the social media girl is being asked “are you the girl who does the emails?” and watching them get disappointed

call me bracket the way i bust early

ranch flavored pit vipers

“right brained or left brained” im not using any of it actually

good morning ! say it back