If we don’t immigrate 500k students a year, 35 university lecturers with a mortgage will lose their jobs. Thats why we need to maintain a thriving foreign student industry. And I’m liking the UberEats service students provide too!

Aussies don’t need to go to Uni. We just invest in property, or become a real estate agent or mortgage broker. Uni is for renters.

The easiest way to get your name mentioned in the MSM and become famous is to bid against yourself at auction 5 times in a row

Was quite the day at public pool at The Ponds

If you earn less than $750k a year in Sydney, you’re nothing.

It’s ok. We just printed the money to pay the extra

Restaurants dropping like flies is our strategy to cutting interest rates.

This can only mean one thing. Buy Sydney property.

Welcome to property porn week in Australia where going on OnlyFans to pay down the mortgage is genuinely glorified.

Marry a property owner in the Eastern Suburbs.

I sent my deputy to the major bank chiefs Sunday arvo bbq to hear what they think about the housing affordability crisis

Younger women in Sydney happy to date aging male partners over 70 who own a fibro in the Eastern Suburbs or within 5km of the CBD.

There’s only one place in the world to buy and make money from property. Thats Australia (excluding Melbourne) . Never try to buy property from local cricket players in overseas locations . Always a failure.

Look at all the first homebuyer bidders in the crowd who spent the last 46 years saving for a deposit.

The nine times underbidder has redeemed himself in front of a crowd of pretty weird looking people.

How dare these renters disturb a conference attended primarily by negatively geared property investors.

Whoever buys this property deserves an Order of Australia Medal and a dinner with the Prime Minister.

We can be in 2nd place in 3years from now