Looking at the other business ideas, no wonder they were desperate to keep Phil in no matter what. #TheApprentice

Has Tre literally just got an idea of a juice? Not even an actual juice in a bottle? Just the thought of one? “My business is a juice I’ve thought up in my head”. That’s disappointing. Sorcerer'sApprentice

Is it me or have the interviewers gone a bit soft? #TheApprentice

Being asked “are we doing anything this weekend?” and getting a terrible feeling you're about to be doing something this weekend.

Yesterday, I heard someone say they had a colleague nicknamed “Photo Finish” because they always leant slightly forward while walking.

What’s the best nickname you’ve ever heard?

“Sorry I’m late, I was deciding whether or not to come and then at the last minute I said “sod it, I’m not going” and got undressed but then five minutes later I changed my mind and put my trousers back on and then I sat in the car with my eyes closed for another 15 minutes and……

Nothing feels as good as someone saying you make a great cup of tea.

DM received on Very British Problems. Ok pal thanks for the advice 👍

It’s not a proper roast dinner unless you kick it off by burning your mouth on a roast potato straight from the oven, like a hungry fool.

When I’m the world’s oldest man I’m going to ask to be referred to as the world’s least-youngest man.

The world’s oldest man says regular fish and chips keeps him young. World’s oldest woman said she had pasta every day. Lasagne and chips for lunch it is 💪

Just started watching a 9 minute 58 second video on TikTok with the opening sentence: “are the Beatles overrated?”

No. There you go, I’ve edited the video down to 2 seconds for you.

Yes!

My favourite question yet on the mensfashionadvice subreddit.