Yabba Dabba😂

BREAKING: House Republicans introduce bill making murder illegal

Other bills under consideration:
-Making Gravity a Law
-Murphy’s Law
-Law of Cause & Effect
-Law of Attraction

“Unlike the Do-Nothing Dems, Republicans are getting things done!” - Speaker Mike Johnson

Sununu says Trump’s a criminal but endorsed him anyway

Rubio slammed Trump but endorsed him anyway

McConnell hates him but endorsed him anyway

Stefanik criticized him but endorsed him anyway

Barr blames Trump for J6 but supports him anyway

Hall of Fame of Chickenshit Cowards

Hey KUTV2news, thanks for cutting away from the last song of the Billy Joel concert at MSG. It was SOOOO important that we get that first story about flooding in Kaysville LAST YEAR.

Just sayin’. 👀

DID YOU KNOW: A president can declassify any top secret document simply by snorting Adderall off it.

Judging by his whiny ass, anything but ‘manly’ meltdown, whoever installed that machine knew exactly who their intended customer was…

'A federal judge appeared dubious of efforts by former President Donald Trump’s two co-defendants in the classified documents case to get the charges against them thrown out and to get more information from prosecutors about the charges.' cnn.com/2024/04/12/pol…

😱 Scary Larry 😱 🇺🇦✊🏻🇺🇸🗽 She’s a calm, cool veteran at family criminal charges.

Marjorie Taylor Greene, who sees Jewish space lasers when a wildfire breaks out, is now using antisemitism as a new talking point to shill for Vladimir Putin and block aid to Ukraine.

There's a reason Moscow Marge is trending.

Let me guess, it's the 5th Blood Moon!!

This clown has been pushing End Times Gospel for Decades.

He will never get it right.

Ruptured Rapture!

Oh, and the King of Jews is going to come back and kill all Jews.🤦‍♂️

Heresy!

Kyle Keegan White tr@sh privilege. I had to obfuscate it because I got a seven week stay in twitmo for using the actual phrase.

Federal authorities are looking for two men who were caught on video damaging protected rock formations at Lake Mead National Recreation Area last weekend.

Who knows these asshats?

Legal expert shows how Trump's 'bluster and bullying' will 'backfire' in criminal trial rawstory.com/trump-buster-a…

'That must stop': Jack Smith torches Trump's 'plainly wrong' bid to delay docs deadlines rawstory.com/jack-smith-266…

The Intellectualist Has Matt Walsh seen someone about that head injury?

Me proposing amendments to the Republicans’ appliance bills

Let Alina Habba pick the jury tomorrow and Trump will get 20 out of 12 guilty votes.

If you ever wonder what living without a sense of shame is like, I give you ‘Ka$h Patel.’

Fred Wellman Should be in prison.