Gotta do something about these stalling Euros

You know you're a poker player when Huberman summing probabilities of discrete events is breathlessly shared in group chats as if he said slurs

Join the Q&A. I guarantee it will be informative and it might even be interesting and fun

One time someone made a funny April Fools joke online. April Fools! No one has ever made a funny April Fools joke online.

SHRs should learn from this branding.

THE RECORD FOR MOST TIMEBANKS USED BEFORE BETTING 10% POT!!!!!!!

THE LONGEST THREE BIG BLIND POT IN POKER HISTORY!!!!!!

Well deserved win for Emma Stone for THE CURSE (Safdie, 2023)

If any poker site wants someone to ramble incoherently about progressive squid games for two minutes, but also pays their debts. I'm your man.

Looking like event #1 could break the record for most entrants in a Triton tourney. 👀

Everything doesn't need to be mapped onto the tedious GT vs explo debate, but what was so impressive about Barny's win is down to the final hand he got a bunch of pros to incorrectly deviate from the 'correct' play. A well deserved 🏆

What is the line that Jbecks loses money over the tracked events? Landon?

All the replies to this are really stupid, but I don't doubt Peter's account at all

Aiming for my lowest engagement tweet ever. Gene Kelly is much better at dancing on roller skates than Usher

The year is 2120, everyone is living in underground nuclear fallout shelters. All poker is played on AppleVisionPro v36 Poker twitter spends a whole week arguing about face coverings

They Should Build A Movie Theatre At Dufferin Mall

This model says hitting a FG = going for it and missing it.

I think Campbell made the right decisions yesterday, but some of these models give wonky outputs. Citing their outputs as if it's equivalent to gambling on rolls of fair dice is poor analysis

A valuable poker skill is not caring what other people think of you.
'Will the whole table laugh when I table my hand?'
'Is he mad that I keep 3Bing him?'
'Surely I can't keep stalling this much'

If you'd like to see these DGAF skills in action, look at ZJ and Ike's posts.