The Publix commercial on Hulu is a cinematic masterpiece 🍿🥤✨

Does anyone have a metal detector I can barrow?

I like crunchy tacos 🌮 Taco Bell

7/11 Pizza goes down much easier with Hot Cheetos Fries. I am not a doctor

I was born in Michigan. I’ve lived in Florida for 12+ years and Texas roadhouse from Ohio is texting me. I have a problem.

You know you’re old when you don’t take your birthday off

I smell like pizza… more specifically I smell like someone who works at a pizza place, but I don’t 🍕 #RandomThoughts

COLOGNE & Perfume bottles should be labeled with SPP’s i.e.
Squirts Per Person

If someone starts with “I like your vibe”… it’s a pyramid scheme 🛕

Why do I want to get my life together when I can’t? Elon Musk

It’s a nap day ☔️

I asked for extra sauce and I got no sauce. I’m full but not satisfied

You know it’s not good when you can cover the flavor w sauce

Sriracha & McDonald’s are not friends

Guys will lick a rando BH but won’t poop at McDonald’s 🤔

Bed Nap, Couch Nap, or Car Nap?💤

I’m not narrow minded when it comes to most things but when it comes to bagels I want everything

A life without fried chicken is no life at all 🍗

I was asked if my twerk was a twerk so I guess it wasn’t a twerk 😢

Can we get a follow up/final Focker movie please??🙏🏼 Ben Stiller Teri Polo ❤️