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Actually, if cartoons have taught me anything, if you’re in a hole and you keep digging you emerge next to a campfire and a man wearing a hat with corks hanging from the brim.

They’re certainly delivering us a Labour government

Haha twitter is still showing me promoted tweets from the evening standard saying Susan could win

Amazing to hear King Prince Charles won the Mayor of London & the West Midlands

*Linda McCartney cadence*
Gen'ral elEEEEction

John Curtice is the greatest man in political commentary. We only get treated to him during elections but WHAT a treat it is.

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an iconic moment that shocked the nation #StarWarsDay

The 'Sadiq Khan has lost' and the 'Labour lost due to Hamas' stuff underlines that political 'journalism' now consists ENTIRELY of passing on WhatsApp messages and not actually doing much of anything else.

BREAKING: My sources at the count for Real Bus West tell me that blind 93 year old bomber pilots are already in the lead due to speaking Welsh and making everyone clap
My source? Albert Einstein.

So much breath wasted on a Labour city where the result is roughly what polls predicted and so little on Labour winning NORTH YORKSHIRE which tells us so much more about where politics is in this country

We never have to hear from Susan again (until she's paid £1m to go on Celebrity Jungle Time & comes 2nd)

I wonder if Westminster journalists ever go back to their senior sources like 'here what the fuck did you tell me that for?'