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Shaparak Khorsandi شاپرک خرسندی

@ShappiKhorsandi

Stand-up comic, author and all round delight. Trustee @sohotheatre mgt: https://t.co/7qWaCKUdOJ Keynote/host [email protected] https://t.co/bSRBkn1lcG

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I love wall flowers...desperately trying to grow on my wall...grown hundreds of saplings but when I plant them in cracks they just die 😫 Any tips? Am I to take a chisel to my wall?

I love wall flowers...desperately trying to grow on my wall...grown hundreds of saplings but when I plant them in cracks they just die 😫 Any tips? Am I to take a chisel to my wall?
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Gorgeous and inspiring evening ...here with double winner Lisa Jewell , incredible human lemn sissay OBE FRSL and, I'll be honest, a lovely woman I just grabbed and made take a picture with me because I was in awe of her beauty and her Vampire's Wife dress.

Gorgeous and inspiring evening #BritishBookAwards #nimbies...here with double winner @lisajewelluk , incredible human @lemnsissay and, I'll be honest, a lovely woman I just grabbed and made take a picture with me because I was in awe of her beauty and her Vampire's Wife dress.
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My mum bought me this dress 11 years ago...I immediately fell pregnant...FINALLY it fits me! I look like I've been crying, I haven't. I just can't breathe. whattowear

My mum bought me this dress 11 years ago...I immediately fell pregnant...FINALLY it fits me! I look like I've been crying, I haven't. I just can't breathe. #BritishBookAwards #nibbies #nibbieswhattowear
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It was such a pleasure to be a judge for The British Book Awards 2024. Very excited about the fancy awards show tonight...it's the Met Gala of the literary world. I shall be dressed as a sock. @britbookawards

It was such a pleasure to be a judge for The British Book Awards 2024. Very excited about the fancy awards show tonight...it's the Met Gala of the literary world. I shall be dressed as a sock. #thebritishbookawards2024 @britbookawards
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I'm ordering this by Marcus Chown . My son and daughter are both science-y...I am not. Secretly reading this so I can casually drop black hole knowledge when we go on holiday (though I'll remember it wrong and tell them 'black holes are made of cheese!)

I'm ordering this by @marcuschown . My son and daughter are both science-y...I am not. Secretly reading this so I can casually drop black hole knowledge when we go on holiday (though I'll remember it wrong and tell them 'black holes are made of cheese!)
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I have loved Floella Benjamin since I was a tiny kid. I met her once and threw myself in her arms. She was very kind about it. I imagine it happens to her a lot. And lovely to see my old school mate Konnie enjoying this moment. Floella's impact on our generation was huge ❤️❤️❤️

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This popped up on my facebook memories...It must have been a huge deal at the time for me to post this...cannot recall the job at all. Zero clue. I wonder if I was up to play Spiderman? Who knows.

This popped up on my facebook memories...It must have been a huge deal at the time for me to post this...cannot recall the job at all. Zero clue. I wonder if I was up to play Spiderman? Who knows.
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I’m starting a support group for people who didn’t see the Northern Lights last night.

We are valid. Stop erasing our existence

Any joiners

This is our flag

I’m starting a support group for people who didn’t see the Northern Lights last night. We are valid. Stop erasing our existence Any joiners This is our flag
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I LOVE
Steve Best Photo!
Otiz Cannelloni and
@MissAHaddowlook like the latest pairing on a breakfast tv show, I look like the women they are interviewing about 'shoplifting in midlife'. Lush fundraising gig at Grenson Shoes

I LOVE @SteveBestPics! @Otiz_Cannelloni and @MissAHaddowlook like the latest pairing on a breakfast tv show, I look like the women they are interviewing about 'shoplifting in midlife'. Lush fundraising gig at @grensonshoes
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I cannot agree with this tweet more. You don't get young people seeing something wonderful on the internet then immediately going on about how they think everything else is shite.

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Hey BATH! Come and see me at literary event on sunday. Chatting and taking questions about my book Scatter Brain which has been so beautifully received by folk bathfestivals.org.uk/the-bath-festi…

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Yes! I often wear a hairband around my wrist and ping it when someone is talking to stop myself interrupting. I breathe to stifle urge to interrupt, trusting I can show empathy by listening. Listening is an activity. It's still WILD for me to realise I was not alone!

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