Starting a rap beef with Kendrick so he can help me locate my missing son 👍🏽

“I’m sorry bawss! We had the shipment on da truck, but then the Bat showed up!” Type of outfit

Picturing Kendrick with a hard drive full of files for every scenario

Diss_For_If_Drake_Talk_About_Family.mp4

Diss_For_If_Drake_Talk_About_My_Fear_of_Clowns.mp4

Diss_For_If_Drake_Talk_About_My_Love_Of_Cheese.mp4

Diss_For_If_Drake_Talk_About_My_Hatred_Of_Clowns.mp4

This is how my body react when my girl ask me do I want ice cream 😋

The best comics are not worried about this

If you’re funny, and have a crumb of charisma, this is not a limiting factor

My favorite comics are constantly saying whatever they want without the fear of “the woke mob”

I am gonna try and eat less meat

Just saw a video about a chicken named Cedric and I don’t want to think about what my Popeyes meal was named

Unless it was a Terry

I’d eat a chicken named Terry

I have tried but the staff always gets upset and kicks me out 😒

(I am a voiceover artist for several popular hentais)

Manjeet is the future.

No hate or disrespect to Bobir who is vet and has been a great ambassador for the game.

But 6.8k rides w a 100% SR since 2023 is elite performance that is putting Manjeet at the top of the conversation IMO.

I’m good.

A man who has found his purpose does not need a reward. The opportunity to do what I love is in itself the prize.

Man I love when I’m in riding shotgun and the driver is like “can you send this text for me?”

It’s like YES BRO DUH! I’m gonna add some extra flare too! Emojis AND exclamation points!

Shit I might take a selfie! 3 selfies! AND order me a Korean corn dog off of gubhub!!!

Chasing a runaway ping pong ball

What if there was an episode of Unrwapped with Mark Summers, and he was like “Today we’re taking a look at how they make one of America’s favorite citrusy sodas, Sprite!”

And it just cuts to this video

the other toes that didn’t get stubbed

Call of Duty!!!! And I want it on CNN and Fox News like every week please!!!!!!!

I’ll participate on this godforsaken app just to boost this! One of the most talented & generous people I’ve come across in this business. He really can do it all.