oh my GOD this thread

No, you're the one that's crying from an organ donation PSA. #WhiteSox #Farmio

As the Chicago White Sox organist, Nancy Faust brought a new form of entertainment to the ballpark and changed the in-game experience for fans around the world. #WomensHistoryMonth baseballhall.org/discover/short…

IT IS LITERALLY A GOLDEN IDOL OMG

I'm retweeting this just for the meta narrative

Ohio road trip:2020 WhiteSox :: West Coast road trips:2010s WhiteSox

I wasn't sure at first, but now I'm pretty sure that Jose Abreu is sporting the Captain Lou beard in 2020. I guess with no fans at the games he thought we'd never find out? #WhiteSox images.app.goo.gl/KooGkb57foUfvq…

It's Jose Abreu sporting there Captain Lou beard? #WhiteSox

Marjane Satrapi, y’all.

The @AlmostFamousMin wonders what #AlvinAndtheChipmunks sound like slowed down? The 4th minute starts w/'60s California street scenes & ends w/a conversation between William & Elaine. #AlmostFamous #itunes Rory M. Spence michael angarano

Listen here: megaphone.link/PAN4296442079

Hey Wisconsin! I just found out that there's a place called Cheesequake State Park in New Jersey. New Jersey! What're you going to do about it? #cheesewars

If I cook and eat that damn Chantix turkey, would I want to smoke more, or less? #WhiteSox MLB.TV #iveseenthatcommercial30timestonight

Lucas Giolito... 2019's First Seven Game Winner in Chicago. Is there an award for that? #WhiteSox

*Hears one Sparks song on the radio
*Builds 15 hour SparkS Playlist
*Butt-Dances in cubicle for next 3 days

Great game by the #whitesox today and I have to say it was super satisfying to see Gordon Beckham get the Super Sombrero for the final out.

I haven't been able to tune in yet, but #WhiteSox Twitter is telling me I may not need to.

Hoping this 2 out rally in the 7th is productive #WhiteSox

That was a murder shot if it didn't 1 hop off Anderson's bat. Ryon lives to play another day #WhiteSox

Looks like the #WhiteSox made the right choice trading Chris Sale. 21.00 ERA in 2019.

Whitesox on pace to lose 324 replay challenges this season #WhiteSox