85 inch tv with SlamBall on and then probably some ketchup for the wieners

These look familiar

help

you wouldn’t last an hour in the asylum where they raised me

(I’m still under the trampolines. The season ended 8 months ago. No one has come for me)

boing

Are these Slamball highlights?

Congratulations to an NBA superstar, human SlamBaller on the hardwood, and SlamBall investor, Blake Griffin on his retirement.

Teams when they play the MOB

Boy have I got news for you: slamballleague.com/athlete-portal/

Height ain’t a problem

What’s it gonna take Caitlin Clark

In unrelated news we have installed the world’s largest SlamBall court in the heart of NYC — testing to occur this AM

not now Carol

Not letting my grandma out until my boss lets me post dates for Season 2

Feeling personally offended that SlamBallMuse doesn’t exist yet :(

Was going to do an April Fools joke about us not coming back but frankly just don’t have the heart to even make the joke. Not funny. You’re welcome.

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Cynopsis

In the Angels media guide, Ippei Mizuhara claimed he is SlamBall’s all-time leading scorer

Our record books have no numbers to support this claim