On the train to London with a costa coffee and a knights cider

People who are scared to use public toilets are nuts man, you’re telling me you’d rather shit in your pants than Sainsbury’s?

Boy shorts

Man will put spring onion & bbq sauce on anything and call it street food

“Babe are you feeling ok, Endtroducing… by DJ Shadow has been playing for 8 bars and you haven’t started freestyling”

Just overheard someone in the office use the word “guesstimate”. The vibe is in shambles.
Surely that’s a fireable offence?

Got a cig on with a rizla filter & a swan paper this feels unjust

Born to be a southern trucker, forced to be a uk rapper

Sleeptape Vol.2: Insomnia OUT NOW

Living in a flat with 3 women is wild.
The other day I heard the sentence “YAAAAS QUEEN! You’re using basil”

Dyou reckon Gucci Mane has ever had a shepherd’s pie

I’ve had a bad back longer than I’ve had pubes

Gabagool.
More so, gabba ghoul.

A donk demon if you will.

Dream Hopping by sewerperson is if 21 Pilots was good

Shawty lemme hit coz I’m a silly sausage