I earned my Ph.D. today 😁

and yes I changed my name/bio almost immediately I truly couldn’t help it

My dissertation defense is this Friday @ 1PM!

The session and livestream are open for anyone interested, so come hear me talk about slime! It’s gonna be a real spectacle

Livestream: gc-cuny-edu.zoom.us/j/81126986882?…

*deep inhale*

YOU MEAN TO TELL ME A GAR LICKED THIS BREAD ???

WAKE UP EVERYONE THE DEBATE IS SETTLED HOW DO STARFISH WEAR PANTS

IT IS WHAT IT IS I DON’T MAKE THE RULES SORRY

CATCH ME TALKIN BOUT SLIME ON NPR!!

#slimetime
All Things Considered

npr.org/2023/09/13/119…

Ok that was cool I’m back

Alright that’s enough tweeting see y’all in July

I was on a field excursion with some crocodile keepers and I told them I do molecular biology and they said “man that’s chemistry hahahaha” like it was an insult and i haven’t been hurt like that since

Only amateurs use paper towels real biologists do math on your other glove 👋🤌

PowerPoint lol unless I need a an absolute banger then I bust out the photoshop 3DSmax procreate etc etc

“Why don’t whales get cancer?”

Absolutely based question

Labs could EASILY bring in more post-docs by simply calling the position for what it is:

their anime timeskip training arc

The first ribosome to translate an rna strand was prolly like YOOOOOOOOOO

I realized I’m not great at using social media professionally so I might just transition to low effort science-adjacent tweets

I’m thrilled to announce that my paper was accepted by JNM and can now be viewed in Ahead of Print!! 🤩 I worked to develop the autoantibody, αCD133, into a radiotracer and explored its viability as a PET imaging agent in a small cell lung cancer murine model! 🫁☢️