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VeryBritishProblems



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iPhone : Staying at someone’s house:
- Lie in bed for hours waiting to hear signs of life
- Wonder if bathroom is free as you’ve needed the toilet since 6am
- Finally detect cooking smells and make your way to the kitchen
- Discover everyone went out hours ago

iPhone : Pancake Day Schedule:
- Wake up
- See if Father Pancake has been
- Open all your pancakes
- Cook Pancake Lunch
- Watch Queen’s Pancake Speech
- Fall asleep for a bit
- Watch a pancake film
- Make sandwich from pancake leftovers
- Bed

#pancakeday2018

iPhone : Ways to say “we won’t eat here again”
- It was okay
- It was interesting
- The reviews were good
- It looked nice from the outside
- It wasn’t... great, was it?
- I wasn’t sure what to make of it
- Thank you, that was lovely

iPhone : 1 See platform on app while everyone looks at departure board
2 Casually sneak to platform
3 Check platform again
4 Get on train first
5 Check platform again as train departs
6 Repeat every day despite always getting right platform

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