A guide to buying cherry tomatoes from Lidl

Buy a pack of cherry tomatoes
Take home and open
Discard the rotten ones
Enjoy your 8 cherry tomatoes

Oo a match on hinge better wait 13 hours before saying hi so I don't look keen

Do you reckon if another colour was ever discovered our brains wouldn't be able to handle it and our eyes would just melt if we saw it?

You ready babe? You ready for this FUCKING MICRO PLASTIC UUUUUGGRGRHRHRGRHR

The Inception fourth wall breaking of using Google to search for why Google search is bad now

This tiny thing inconvenienced me before noon so I can write the whole day off now

*posts a screenshot of expensive train tickets*

*Adds caveat tweet explaining that yes I know they're cheaper off peak but that's not the point*

Just wanna see a woman playing Dragonage Origins on twitch in a fishnet top 😔

This is a great idea tbh, would pay money in a cinema to see Klopp play Batman

Use rocket instead of lettuce it does everything lettuce can do but way better. I'll never have children so this is my only chance to pass on the life wisdom I've accumulated.

Pretty rad but the fingers are way too skinny

Martha is such a good stalker she's even following Richard into being famous

Oh great a slideshow of the northern lights with a Cardi B song playing loudly in the background thanks Instagram

Tbf to her Richard Gadd is dreamy

There's far too much negativity on the internet, especially on sites like this, it's hard enough staying positive as it is so here's a post about something I really like and brings me joy and that's slagging off Tories, open goal every single time

One of the main reasons we're looking forward to A Lovely Weekend in June is the chance to see Liam Bolton's debut show. If you've never seen Liam before, do yourself a favour and come down. If you have, well, what are you waiting for?

🎟️: seetickets.com/event/liam-bol…

Lol women are only saying bear because they think it's the hairy gay guy meaning, some of you don't know anything about women I swear

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Imagine being able to flag down an ice cream van like a taxi

Celery tastes like it wants you to hate it