Enjoy being referred to as a 'legend', only to realise they're talking about the DJ Stu Allan rather than a geeky bloke with glasses #notme

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Just seen Vince Cable speak at a free networking thing. The good news - it was free. The bad news - we're all doomed :(

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Really excited about becoming an Uncle :-) well done Sis!

Issy bouncing up and down with excitement! Have advised Sis not to follow her example :-)

Really excited! Sis's waters have broken. Uncle-dom is imminent :)

RT @viz_top_tips: FOOL PEOPLE into thinking you are an octopus by drinking several litres of ink and farting everytime someone startles you

Awesome fathers day card - we have two trainee Picassos :-) http://twitpic.com/7zqsg

#nicerfilmtitles The Chillin' Fields

#nicerfilmtitles Bed Calm

Bit of a Messi game this ;-) #championsleague

more funny stuff from failblog.org http://bit.ly/6yd3h

@realrobertwebb saw you on the One Show - suggest you practice your 'I'm interested' face - you're v funny but it needs some work!

Fellow Grandaddy fans... pre-release stream of Jason Lytle solo album here... yeh :) good ol' NPR http://bit.ly/A0WrZ

Awesome new Dangermouse album. Such an absolute wealth of talent on it that EMI have refused to release it - DOH!!!!!! http://bit.ly/uv2dl

Won bottle of Chamapgne at wine tasting :) (btw new world wines kicked old world's butt in the drink-off)

Does anyone know how to turn off song repeat on #iPhone ? - ta v much :)

Today the sun is shining and the world is my office :) http://twitpic.com/3vz37

I know I'm probably months behinf but... Spotify is GENIUS!!! It does seem to think I'm from Scandinavia, but still outstanding :)