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Joel Gertner

@StudMuffinSays

It’s like 10,000 spoons when all you need is 280 characters @ QuintessentialStudMuffin on REELS (Instagram), TikTok, THREADS, and in life, MEOW

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You order on December 10 and are not told it won’t arrive until the 28th until December 20th.
Nice Christmas surprise. No problem taking the money, though.
Warner Music Group
Never again.
May just return it.

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Big Flash One-Item for St. Jude tonight!!… Bid by comment/reply here, or at Facebook.com/MXWJoelGertner !! Starting bid $10 ($7 shipping charge) @WrestlingFigFan

Big Flash One-Item #Charity #Auction for @StJude tonight!!… Bid by comment/reply here, or at Facebook.com/MXWJoelGertner !! Starting bid $10 ($7 shipping charge) @WrestlingFigFan
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Don’t know what I love more: having a team +20.5 in OT, or hedging one team at +630 against the other team at +630, for a guaranteed 250% return

Don’t know what I love more: having a team +20.5 in OT, or hedging one team at +630 against the other team at +630, for a guaranteed 250% return
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141 total points is gonna happen?
Do a STRANGLE, meow

Any total between 140 and 151 inclusive would have paid here.
Good as a hedge, but great when you hit both!!

141 total points is gonna happen? Do a STRANGLE, meow #BuyLow #BuyHigh Any total between 140 and 151 inclusive would have paid here. Good as a hedge, but great when you hit both!! #GamblingTwitter
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Months ago I said Twitter was on a 5-year plan to transition into becoming a TESLA customer service chat platform and message board.
Now we eat popcorn 🍿 and wait ⏰

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Tomorrow’s breakfast, tomorrow’s lunch, tomorrow’s dinner, Wednesday’s breakfast and Wednesday’s lunch. And a moderate snack.

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Bid
On this
For St. Jude
at Facebook.com/MXWJoelGertner during RAW or place a generous bid right here in the comments
@WrestlingCards Cards
Auction runs from 8:00 PM to 11:00 PM ET Tonight!!

Bid On this For @StJude at Facebook.com/MXWJoelGertner during #WWE #RAW #WWERAW or place a generous bid right here in the comments @WrestlingCards #Wrestling #WrestlingCards #TradingCards Auction runs from 8:00 PM to 11:00 PM ET Tonight!!
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Join us here or at Facebook.com/MXWJoelGertner for tonight’s flash one-item auction for St. Jude during RAW
It’s an AWESOME … find out more in moments

Join us here or at Facebook.com/MXWJoelGertner for tonight’s flash one-item auction for @StJude during #WWE #RAW #WWERAW It’s an AWESOME #TradingCard #WrestlingCard … find out more in moments
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It’s only 4 bucks, and there’ll be time enough for losin’, but when you got the heat, keep the heat…. 🔥 🔥 🔥 🔥
2 and 0 so far today

It’s only 4 bucks, and there’ll be time enough for losin’, but when you got the heat, keep the heat…. 🔥 🔥 🔥 🔥 2 and 0 so far today #GamblingTwitter
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Toorkish Meelk, meow🇹🇷🥛🏀
We’ve deposited $159 into sportsbooks since 10/1, played on it since then, & approximately 1,250 wagers later, w/ the book only paying two-thirds what’s fair, & taking 10% off all your wins, we somehow have $167 left from the $159…🤷🏻‍♂️

Toorkish Meelk, meow🇹🇷🥛🏀 We’ve deposited $159 into sportsbooks since 10/1, played on it since then, & approximately 1,250 wagers later, w/ the book only paying two-thirds what’s fair, & taking 10% off all your wins, we somehow have $167 left from the $159…🤷🏻‍♂️ #TurkishDelight
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Only 4Q left (you know: the quarter where the bettor is told “4 Q!!!!”)
But on a serious note, if you are not trying to attain and compile a prognosticatory mastery of Turkish 🇹🇷 Basketball 🏀, are you even betting?

Only 4Q left (you know: the quarter where the bettor is told “4 Q!!!!”) But on a serious note, if you are not trying to attain and compile a prognosticatory mastery of Turkish 🇹🇷 Basketball 🏀, are you even betting? #GamblingTwitter
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I know I say
SERIOUS INQUIRIES ONLY
but I *•*• MAY •*•* be able {SHORT}LY to announce that I’m booked on one of the Biggest-SMALLEST Terribly TINY MINI-Mega MASSIVELY MICRO events of them all. It’s so BIG, it’s ^small^.
For now, that’s all.

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5 donations to St. Jude Children’s Research Hospital between last Sunday night and now. This is the toteboard. It includes a major monthly auction from November, so it’s one of our better weeks. And one of these days it’ll become one of our average weeks, and so on…

5 donations to @StJude Children’s Research Hospital between last Sunday night and now. This is the toteboard. It includes a major monthly auction from November, so it’s one of our better weeks. And one of these days it’ll become one of our average weeks, and so on…
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