I saw a sneak screening of READY OR NOT. It's really good. It's scary and funny. Hard to do. They did it well. Opens tomorrow. SearchlightPics

In desperate need of some laughs? 10-4. We’re bringing backup. fox.co/Watch_ST

We are sad to report despite all our great work, the Governor's office is shutting us down. Guess we'll just deliver beer or something. BAKAAWWK!

Too drunk to drive? We’re offering mustache rides back to the station. Who wants one?

Bears are beautiful, majestic creatures. They are to be appreciated FROM A DISTANCE. (Keep it in your pants.)

Speeding is NOT tolerated on Vermont highways! If you cannot afford the ticket, some spanking and cuffing may be in order.

Think you’re Highway material? Call 555-555-MEOW

A significant amount of marijuana has gone missing from the evidence locker. This is no laughing matter. Unlike that Johnny Chimpo, who's hilarious! 🐵

If we tell you to pull over, that means PULL OVER. You can always pull over further.

Alert: Big bear is iron tough. He does not take guff. Also, please note he has a chest like a rug. He’s big bear!

“Cop Specials” are not funny. Do it again and we’ll punchisize your face. Got that, you burger punks?

Remember: a good cop always tests his equipment before using it in the field. Like what we’re packing? 💪

Lost cat found by state highway. Contact us with any info about owners right meow.

Twitter just got a lot more super. Who wants a mustache ride?

Super Troopers: Then & Meow

They said they’d get the next round. They never specified who the round was for. #StPatricksDay

El PASO! I'm at The Comic Strip this THUR-SAT, Sept. 20-22 - Five Shows! Come hear dirty stories about Broken Lizard, Super Troopers 1 and 2, and get a Mustache Ride! @laff2nite

TIX: laff2nite.com/events/25586

BOSTON! I'm at ONCE Ballroom in Somerville, MA. this SAT, Sept. 15th at 9:45 pm! Come hear stories about Super Troopers 1 and 2, and other naughty stories, and get a Mustache Ride! ONCEsomerville

TIX: ticketfly.com/purchase/event…

Celebrate #NationalBaconDay with a fresh side of Cracklin’ Bacon. #SuperTroopers2 bit.ly/ST2Digital

A huge thank you to our loyal fans! Watch more #SuperTroopers2 meow when you get it on iTunes: apple.co/2Pjoe7q