The IRS is a god damn joke for not giving you the option of a payment plan when you owe a large sum. I’m supposed to pull this money out of my ass???? Gtfoh

The pollen is on steroids this year

I’m on a mission to befriend this crow that hangs out at my job. Stay tuned. So far we’ve shared goldfish and French fries

The pollen piled up on my car, just ruined my sinuses for the time being

A fucking 200,000 ton ship slams into a bridge and people are saying 'wow we need better infrastructure'. Do you know what the fuck infrastructure means or do you think its just metal rods?

Hi! Bridge Engineer here, no bridge in the world is designed to have a giant cargo ship the size of the bridge itself hit one of its main structural members dead on. Hope this helps!

Unfortunately, most of us walking around aren’t aware of what to do if we find ourselves in a sinking vehicle. Fear & panic will set in, costing us precious time. Take the time to learn what the steps are & coach you & your loved ones on them.

Here’s what you need to do ⬇️:

I’ve always had an extreme fear of bridges and now I have a feeling I’ll be flying everywhere to avoid those mfs at all cost. Or maybe just never travel again.

This sickness that’s going around has had my ass for three weeks. IM TIRED

damn March really got somewhere to be don’t it

The flu has been absolutely WRECKING my ass

thinking about the men who have wronged me, wishing them pain and balding <3

Working out in jeans is absolutely crazzyyyyy but I most definitely respect the commitment👏🏼

I love when I’m in a different room of the house and I can hear my dogs frantic running through the house to try and figure out which room I’m in. And then the excitement on her face when she finds me🥹

Decided to go back to school and if this adderall shortage continues and my insurance company keeps playing with me, I’m going to have a veryyyyy difficult time 😅

Where were all of you when plastic hearts was released

I always put two alarms, one for the person I want to be and one for the person I am.

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Wake Forrest babyyyyy. Big love.