I'm absolutely losing my shit at this ĀÎ gen yearbook

That's gruel and scones.

japanese horror: the house is makes you kill yourself
american horror: the house kills you if you have sex
french horror: the house kills you by having sex with you
uk horror: Reece Shearsmith lives in the house and is weird

does any one know where i could find some Unsolicited advice? preferably from people with weird personality disorders who dont know anything

are you serious

And here we see the Prime Minister watching I Daniel Blake

Billionaires In 2024

'How did you spend your bank holiday?'
'Fostered a bunch of hate towards minorities on social media for the day'
'So didn't just go out and have a nice day off?'
'Why do you hate women?'

We no longer require April Fools Day. Every day on the internet is a confusing ordeal of bollocks and mistruths and life is now one giant shitpost so let's just calm down and go have a nap or something.

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Oh yeah don't mess about with flags guys

Remember when this website used to have adverts from brands on it. Like Gucci or Tescos or something. But now the adverts are about ham. Not even a link to say how to buy the ham. Just a picture of ham and some vague words.

Greggs is broken. A princess is missing. The government won't give us an election. If this was France the entire country would be on fire.

If I was a billionaire I would probably be spending my time doing fun nonsense stuff not sitting online doing bananas holocaust revisionism to appease weirdos but people are different I guess

Dear the royals, we are a sensible people, all we need is a video of Kate with today's newspaper telling us the oscar winners from last night to confirm that you haven't killed her.

It's very important to note that #Crufts peaked with Eric