Columbia University Gives Students Option To Finish Classes From Prison

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Jerry Seinfeld said some really foolish stuff about sitcoms and comedy because he's a 70-year-old multimillionaire completely out of touch with the world today. Let's just ignore him. pastemagazine.com/comedy/jerry-s…

When the situation escalates from a “zoinks” to a “jinkies,” that’s when you need to be concerned.

Jail him for his crimes, your honor.

My time has come!

'Three tickets to Challengers, please.'

Notable—unlike other schools, Wesleyan Uni says it will not clear an encampment so long as it remains non-violent:
'This morning you can find pro-Palestinian protestors camped out…as long as we all reject violence, we have opportunities to listen and to learn from one another.'

go to your ROOM

She is everything to me.

Rob gets it.

People in Silver Lake waiting for their $12 coffee:

Thanks to Bill Bria and BJ Colangelo for one hell of a Sunday night adventure. The Henson lot was a joy.

(Everyone check out Puppet Up when you have the opportunity.)

It’s important to set boundaries with your twink.

This movie was extremely hot and criminally under seen.

I eated a churro and Kermit is here.

Super disappointed to see the trades perpetuate the true crime brain rot of people trying to track down the real people from #BabyReindeer .

Y'all don't care about survivors — you care about using survivors as a vehicle for your own selfish desires.

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wrote about CHALLENGERS, one of the best movies of the year, and how this erotically charged but not technically erotic movie adds an interesting wrinkle to the ongoing sex scene discourse inverse.com/entertainment/…

in an open letter, more than 2 dozen Palestinian journalists urged their American peers to boycott the WHCD as an act of solidarity. 10% of Gaza’s journalists have been murdered since October.

Any way here’s Colin Jost talking about decency.

Together we

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I cannot stop thinking about the choice to point guns at students who spent their entire childhoods training to survive too frequent school shootings and who are out protesting because students half way across the world are being murdered

America hates its kids so fucking much