Adventure Time | Come Along With Me Finale Song | Cartoon Network youtu.be/mIkS8eGCKOU via YouTube

why am i crying in the club rn.

Eminem calling out Tyler the Creator saying for Tyler to critique Eminem, he has to be as good or better. In my opinion, Em fell off and Tyler is much better at this point. Compare Flower Boy and Revival/Kamikaze. Case closed.

In this life you bless the rains down in Africa or let you country roads take you home.

When I park on campus I park as far from the school as possible so no one hits my parked car.

‘I can think of nothing more American.’ — Beto O'Rourke — the man taking on Ted Cruz — brilliantly explains why NFL players kneeling during the anthem is not disrespectful

To all my haters: I may not be smart, have a sense of humor, be athletic, or socially gifted.

SEE YOU AGAIN youtu.be/TGgcC5xg9YI

I may not be cool or hip or know how to read.

I love when my parents prepare an exquisite dinner with meat so I can have Cheerios.

I might mess around and write an autobiography but instead of normal me I’m a duck.

I’m an adult now. I was talking about the navy to this kid and he said seamen and I didn’t laugh.

[being buried alive]

murderer: *out of breath* how are you eating the dirt so quickly

I'm at the point of summer where I know I had summer work but I forget what it is.

Today we ran the Philly Special to find out its a girl! Philadelphia Eagles Adam Smith Jordie 🔵 Pardon My Take #footballguys

When I die I want Stacy’s Mom to be played at my viewing on repeat.