Dear DHL Express UK in what planet is this posting something through someone’s letterbox? Firstly, I didn’t select “Leave in safe place” so that’s made up and secondly, THERE’S A LETTERBOX. This is over £400 of gigs tickets. You’re ridiculous.

Greggs shout out to your Millgate Bury store who have had to put up with appalling Just Eat drivers turning up 2 hours after they’ve accepted jobs. But the store handled it amazingly and even threw in some doughnuts to say sorry. Love them, Just Eat can do one.

I full on just sobbed at Sam and Pete’s reunion. Again. #ImACeleb

Not going to lie, Dionne Warwick is the only reason I’m still on Twitter. Iconic behaviour.

To this day I will never understand the logic of a ceasefire being presented as a bad thing.

Apologies to everyone impacted by the current HSBC outage today. I have an urgent transaction which may result in a house sale falling through so of course today was the day it decided to all break.

One of the things that set #TheVoiceUK apart from shows like the X Factor was that it was all based on “the voice”. When did back stories and clearly pre scouted artists sneak back in?

I know I sound like a grump but I don’t think professional singers who are already in famous bands should be on the #TheVoiceUK . No issues with folk who are already vocalists etc, just when they’re already famous.

Please can someone explain to me how, in civilised society, we’ve reached a point where calling for a ceasefire for two countries to stop fighting, is deemed “woke bullshit”? Whilst there’s no doubt conflict is complicated, surely “stop killing each other” is a desired outcome?

I’ve taken a little Twitter break as it was just becoming such a hateful place. I appear to have a lot of DMs which is lovely. I’m fine, just needed a break from nastiness for a bit x

Happy Mean Girls day!

The same reason there’s English pubs in Benidorm.

If the last few days have been triggering with the #RussellBrand allegations, it’s worth noting the music industry has some resources 🧵

you see how they’re a child when they’re voting but an adult when they’re consenting to sex

I won't comment on the Russel Brand allegations but I do have a view on those attacking his accusers for not coming forward sooner.
In my 30 years in politics, I've directly supported 5 rape victims one in the aftermath, the others while they were still rebuilding years later.🧵

A reminder that when Russell Brand and Jonathan Ross made that vile prank phone call to Andrew Sachs about his granddaughter Georgina Baillie, everyone demanded they apologised to Andrew, not Georgina.

That’s our culture in a nutshell. No respect for women and girls.

I was *so* in denial about my rape that I tried to make friends with my rapist. I tried to convince myself it was just a mistake and I had given the wrong signals. I thought if I could make him care about me, maybe it would mean it wasn’t rape. Your brain does weird things.

i went to court 2 weeks ago as the victim of sexual assault and my barrister told me that even if jury’s believe the defendant is guilty, they often get acquitted because the jury feel guilty about “ruining” a young man’s life. it’s all absolutely fucked