Wordle 975 1/6

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My first 💚

You'd think Salah was retiring. Not going on international duties for a month 🤬

I'd rather pay £5 to sit in a field and get a suntan than pay £20 to freeze in a social club 🥶☃️

Definitely TOTM. I've spent all night crying. First the football. Then the bake off 😭😩. When I haven't been crying I've been eating 😝

'Don't buy anything recognisable. If it looks like it came from our house, it probably did' parent to child at bric-a-beach stall 🤣🤣🤣

Wordle 889 3/6

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I love the symmetry 💚

I feel invisible 🫥

Wordle 882 2/6

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Wow!!

Kings of Leon w/ Eddie Vedder - Slow Night, So Long (Chicago '07) youtu.be/rIb2Dfj1yCo?si… via YouTube
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🖤🤍🖤🤍 Newcastle United FC

I'm on a works Teams call that make The Sherlocks attempts at going live during lockdown look like they were geniuses 🤯

Feeling anxious Busted

Well, THIS has made me very happy. Thanks Helen S Fields I can't wait to read this 🖤

Happy Birthday Matthew Followill Kings Of Leon 🩵🩶 xx

Happy Birthday Mikey Way 🎈🍭 xx

I can do this!! I've not been here since I lost the plot 8 years ago 😰

Why did I have 2 coffees?! 😵‍💫

Overheard in JD Wetherspoons
-have you ever done anal?
-only accidentally

At least I can post here without the fear of it appearing on Facebook or Instagram. Thanks Elon 😂

Is it worth upsetting your child just for a good photo?!