I don’t blame you for voting for Brexit after what was promised…

But I absolutely do blame you if, after everything, you’re still defending it.

'Excuse me, do you mind? Everywhere else is full,'. Just boarded the late train to Hogwarts. I’m on my way.. Harry Potter and the Cursed Child

Before Arsenal fans start chatting bollox about ‘we didn’t care about that competition anyway’. Let’s not forget that West Ham United chose not to play our first choice keeper, our Captain, our signing of the year or our first choice striker. Ta da!

England squad: Would you select Harry Maguire, Jordan Henderson and Kalvin Phillips to face Australia and Italy? skysports.com/share/12976449… via Sky Sports

Not a chance

My West Ham Football family.. taking my kids to their first #WestHam game tomorrow. They’re both buzzing PARTICULARLY my 6year old West Ham mad boy, Arthur. Any tips on anything or anywhere that make a fuss of kids on their first game? COYI!

Years ago Les Mis V Phantom charity football match was born and raised over £50,000 over the following 5 years. Pleased to say Jonny Phillips has taken up the baton and kept the football/charity ball rolling! Please donate if you can. I will be supporting West End Charity Football Club from Seoul!

It’s Mountview massive this year!!

Finishes interview, fucks up, shits herself when she realises camera is still on, goes back into interview mode. SWEATING thinking “back track back track!!”

Where we all wish to be on the 1st September! Join THOMAS ALDRIDGE 🫐, Grace Wylde and michelle gayle as they watch #CursedChildLDN ’s Platform 9 and 3/4 scene.

V WORLD RON!!

Let’s get him to Number 1!! It’s a beaut!!

Go #CammyBarnes

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Dears! To those doing a show at Edinburgh Festival Fringe send me your info and I’ll RT some when I get chance. Much love and luck to all. #dear

Mum of two,
Still breastfeeding one,
Musical Directing #LordOfTheRings
The Watermill Theatre
30mins notice to step in as Galadriel as well as 4 instruments &still MDing the show.
#Proud doesn’t cover it.
To those who dismiss performers because they are Mums.
Take a look at Sioned Saunders

Rishi Sunak is a bellend pass it on..

I’ve said it before I’ll say it again #TopGunMaverick is not only an epic stand alone film of titanic proportions, it’s also the PERFECT (and I don’t say that lightly) homage film to Top Gun Thankyou Tom Cruise (he follows me btw)

Honest question, would you trade the Europa Conference League trophy to finish in the top four?

I wouldn’t. Same with finishing 5th or 6th to get Europa.

Other than winning the prem, any spot in the table from 2nd to 17th gets the same # of trophies. Zero.

Cunts

Does Michail Antonio deserve more respect from West Ham fans?

Imagine being @BishBlueHammer right now? Or Trevor Sinclair or even #stevelomas . West Ham United & Manchester City conquering Europe