Washing plates and cooking isn’t even it. Do you know your kids sizes, teachers, immunisation schedule, extracurricular activities, pta meetings, allergies, food aversions? Do you know where the extra towels are kept? The type of oil/toothbrush/toothpaste/soap/detergent/rice you

Dear Future Wife,

Everyday, I'm learning how to take good care of you. ABBA is teaching me how to do the little things with as much dedication as I do the big things. I'm strongly committed in honouring you as my Wife & as my Best Friend. I'll take good care of you. I promise 🙏🏽

Who can get me this animal 🙏😭🙏😭🙏😭🙏🙏😭

We need to make he the escape goat 🐐

“Don’t EVER get married bro.
It’s a trap & prison.”

•Hasn’t taken his wife on a date in years.
•Hasn’t discovered her love language & filled her up.
•Prioritizes friends, sports, & beer over her.

You get out what you put in bro.

Want an on fire marriage,
Put in work!

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Nigerians assemble! You are needed🙏🏿

If you have the INEC Form EC 8B for your LGA (ward result sheet like the one in frame 1 below), upload it to the Election Manager app (bit.ly/obidient-app) and help detect discrepancies using the 'LGA Results Manipulation Checker' section

All Labour Party Agents are by this notice asked to send the actual results of Form EC8A and EC8B especially those from Lagos and Rivers States ie the captured image results at the polling units and Ward Levels to this WhatsApp number; 08106679860.
It is urgent!
Thank you.

Fellow Obidients, Please don't get tired of retweeting. APC shenanigans must be stopped at all costs. After changing the results figure, he doesn't want to bring it out for others to snap.

Resign, #inecresult Northerners, Dino, Arise TV, Omo Igbo, Bashir, Okowa, Pat Utomi, Jega

At the collation center in igbede (OJO LGA) they are trapped. Thugs are beating them, they need help!

This is an SOS. The collation center of OJO is under attack.

The location is the INEC office igbede

bit.ly/obidient-app

This information has just been shared by the Obidatti official campaign team. Nigerians please let’s do the needful immediately

Labour Party
Maiduguri Monday
BATified
Osibanjo
#shareINECresult

Information reaching us now, has it that Imo State Governor is trying to rig the presidential election in favor of APC, in one of the LGA of the state. Please, retweet aggressively, and tag INEC handle.

This is omuoko Aluu in ikwerre lga rivers state. They are not allowing people to vote except you want to vote APC members. They said they should go back to their village to vote

INEC what’s going on?

Spread this information 📌

This is Worji town hall 1 in Portharcourt, they aren't allowing people vote. People have been here since 7am and up till now, they can't vote. They say their BVAS isn't working.
Someone should. Retweet

Rigging Alert, Etiosa Unit 053 has 366 people on ground right abt now, INEC only brought 100 ballot papers. Pls make this go viral. The unit is at no. 16 Church Street Alfa Ogido, inside treasure estate b4 save way hospital, Lekki Epe expressway Sango Tedo Ajah Lagos Nigeria

Subtle reminder that Margarine is not Butter!

Margarine just “wanna be”, but it cannot even come close.

Stop taking Margarine, stop even using it in a sentence as replacement for butter, it’s disrespectful!

Margarine is Unhealthy!❤️

Hello INEC Nigeria,

this is your staff at Emene Primary school in Enugu state collecting 1000 from Nigerians before giving them their PVCs.

Is this how you intend to conduct a free and fair election?

Back to school work:

MFA/VCA (800 series) in view.

The exercise continues. There is a slight twist the style of formalism associated with my work. The bodies are headless and in some cases contorted and in a state of inertia...